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 # the tool that says what everyone’s thinking
+# the tool Microsoft would build, if they hated bloatware as much as we do
 
 Remember the days when you'd run a registry cleaner even if you didn't really need it? (Or maybe we did need it? I was probably too young to figure that out, too young for that crap 😅)
 Back then, cleaner tools like CCleaner were everywhere, it felt like every other tech forum had a "top 10 Windows Optimizers" list.