diff --git a/index.js b/index.js
index 214d4b5..4eb39ca 100644
--- a/index.js
+++ b/index.js
@@ -131,13 +131,37 @@ const patchApp = async () => {
     process.exit(1)
   }
 
-  // Remove @prisma/instrumentation - it has a broken nested node_modules reference
-  // to @opentelemetry/instrumentation that causes a crash after repacking.
-  // It's only telemetry and not needed for the app to function.
+  // Replace @prisma/instrumentation with a stub - it has a broken nested node_modules
+  // reference to @opentelemetry/instrumentation that causes a crash after repacking.
+  // @sentry/node's prisma integration imports from it, so we can't just delete it —
+  // we need a stub that exports the expected symbols as noops.
   const prismaInstrPath = path.join(tempPath, 'node_modules', '@prisma', 'instrumentation')
   if (fs.existsSync(prismaInstrPath)) {
     rm(prismaInstrPath)
-    console.log(chalk.yellowBright`Removed broken @prisma/instrumentation package`)
+    fs.mkdirSync(prismaInstrPath, { recursive: true })
+    fs.writeFileSync(path.join(prismaInstrPath, 'package.json'), JSON.stringify({
+      name: '@prisma/instrumentation',
+      version: '0.0.0-stub',
+      main: 'index.js',
+      type: 'module'
+    }, null, 2))
+    fs.writeFileSync(path.join(prismaInstrPath, 'index.js'),
+      [
+        'export class PrismaInstrumentation {',
+        '  constructor(config) { this._config = config; }',
+        '  instrumentationName = "@prisma/instrumentation";',
+        '  instrumentationVersion = "0.0.0";',
+        '  enable() {}',
+        '  disable() {}',
+        '  setTracerProvider() {}',
+        '  setMeterProvider() {}',
+        '  getConfig() { return this._config || {}; }',
+        '}',
+        'export default PrismaInstrumentation;',
+        ''
+      ].join('\n')
+    )
+    console.log(chalk.yellowBright`Replaced broken @prisma/instrumentation with stub`)
   }
 
   const indexPath = path.join(tempPath, 'build', 'index.js')
diff --git a/patch.js b/patch.js
index eb1f9ad..f4d21f6 100644
--- a/patch.js
+++ b/patch.js
@@ -120,14 +120,32 @@ __patcherApp.all(/(.*)/, async (req, res) => {
 
     let data = remoteFile.data;
 
-    // LAYER 1: Patch main.js JS directly (with multiple fallback patterns)
+    // LAYER 1: Patch main.js JS directly
     if (new URL(req.url, process.env.APP_URL).pathname === '/main.js') {
       console.log(`[Patcher] Patching main.js...`);
       res.setHeader('Cache-Control', 'no-store');
 
       data = data.toString();
 
-      // Try multiple regex patterns for different minification versions
+      // LAYER 1a: Brute-force replace all paid-user checks with stubs on Object.prototype
+      // This guarantees isPaidUser() etc. always return true even on plain JSON objects
+      const stubMethods = [
+        'Object.defineProperty(Object.prototype,"__p_isPaid",{value:function(){return true},configurable:true,writable:true,enumerable:false});',
+        'Object.defineProperty(Object.prototype,"__p_hasSub",{value:function(){return true},configurable:true,writable:true,enumerable:false});',
+        'Object.defineProperty(Object.prototype,"__p_isPastDue",{value:function(){return false},configurable:true,writable:true,enumerable:false});',
+      ].join('');
+
+      let beforeCount = data.length;
+      data = data.replaceAll('.isPaidUser()', '.__p_isPaid()');
+      data = data.replaceAll('.userHasSubscription()', '.__p_hasSub()');
+      data = data.replaceAll('.isPastDueUser()', '.__p_isPastDue()');
+
+      if (data.length !== beforeCount) {
+        data = stubMethods + data;
+        console.log(`[Patcher] Brute-force method stubs injected`);
+      }
+
+      // LAYER 1b: Also try regex-based user data override for deeper integration
       const accStoreName =
         data.match(/class ([0-9A-Za-z_$]+)\s*\{\s*constructor\s*\(\s*e\s*\)\s*\{\s*this\.goToSettings\s*=\s*e/)?.[1] ||
         data.match(/class ([0-9A-Za-z_$]+)[^{]*\{[^}]{0,200}goToSettings/)?.[1];
@@ -136,12 +154,12 @@ __patcherApp.all(/(.*)/, async (req, res) => {
         data.match(/([0-9A-Za-z_$]+)\.(getLatestUserData|getLastUserData)/)?.[1];
 
       const userJson = JSON.stringify(__patcherProUser);
-      const userInit = `const __pUser=${userJson};__pUser.subscription.expiry=new Date(__pUser.subscription.expiry);`;
+      const userInit = `const __pUser=${userJson};__pUser.subscription.expiry=new Date(__pUser.subscription.expiry);__pUser.__p_isPaid=()=>true;__pUser.__p_hasSub=()=>true;__pUser.__p_isPastDue=()=>false;`;
 
       if (!accStoreName) {
-        console.error(`[Patcher] Couldn't find account store class - relying on API interception`);
+        console.error(`[Patcher] Couldn't find account store class - relying on API interception + brute-force stubs`);
       } else if (!modName) {
-        console.error(`[Patcher] Couldn't find user data module - relying on API interception`);
+        console.error(`[Patcher] Couldn't find user data module - relying on API interception + brute-force stubs`);
       } else {
         const classPattern = new RegExp(`class ${accStoreName}\\s*\\{`);
         let patched = data.replace(
@@ -150,10 +168,10 @@ __patcherApp.all(/(.*)/, async (req, res) => {
         );
 
         if (patched === data) {
-          console.error(`[Patcher] JS inject failed - relying on API interception`);
+          console.error(`[Patcher] JS inject failed - relying on API interception + brute-force stubs`);
         } else {
           data = userInit + patched;
-          console.log(`[Patcher] main.js patched successfully!`);
+          console.log(`[Patcher] main.js patched successfully (regex + brute-force)!`);
         }
       }
     }